I want a five-week-old Nigerian dwarf goat.

Too much?

Fantasy football is old news. I’m into fantasy fantasy football. You pick people who pick fantasy football teams and if the pickers that you pick pick better than all the other pickers, you win. I am starting a tier one league this season, so get ready for the fantasy fantasy football picker draft of 2012. It is going to be AWESOME!

The most touching rendition of “Baby Got Back” I have ever heard.

The Bomb Buried In Obamacare Explodes Today-Hallelujah! (er, seven months ago)

I was unfamiliar with this provision in the healthcare bill and I am surprised that it was not discussed more broadly in the news.


Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

Why are you emphasizing “does?”  

Don’t talk to strangers

Yesterday, the below string of words ended my involuntary conversation with an old lady.

"I loved that dog. Vietnamese got him. Yeah! Bad news for him."

I like the beginning of this video.